Hello again former Sugarloafers, dissenter and defectors. This week we are going to examine a rather out of the ordinary post on Larry’s blog. This post is titled “Reconciliation.” It’s a somewhat bizarre, nonsensical entry which seems to subtlety take swipes at Tommy Willingham. Call us crazy but you decide for yourself. Here’s the entire blog post without you’re humble blogest’s commentary and without Bible exert. Then below find the dissected blog post with relevant comments. WE BLOG…..YOU DECIDE… because when it comes to Sugarloaf United Methodist Church nothing is as it seems and everything should be exposed.
“It's time for a fresh start at Sugarloaf UMC. Stuart Greene is our new pastor. No one should do anything but to welcome him and his wife Becky with open arms. Our time is now. I feel the winds of change. Stuart was in the office this week and met with the staff. The buzz is unbelievable. This guy really seems to care. There is an old adage that goes, "No one cares how much you know until they know how much you care." The staff of Sugarloaf already can feel the fresh air. Moral is already trending upward. Stuart really seems to care.How about you? If you are reading this and are one of our old friends that walked away over the past couple of years, would you consider giving Sugarloaf another shot?”
Larry’s comments are astonishing to read. Besides the fact the his blog post is full of cliché’s as well as Bull Shit; it’s not really what he has say’s so much as how he says it that leads one to believe that things were not all “peaches and cream” at this church of the fake under the leadership of Tommy Willingham (crap-being exposed to Larry and his blog has not only dropped my IQ 10 points, it’s got me using cliché’s as well). Maybe it’s taking liberties to dissect and provide analysis of Larry’s comments but its fun and since no one else is out there doing it…..why not. So without further explanation let’s all prowl around Larry Parker’s diminutive mind via his quaint but quirky website blog entry.
“It's time for a fresh start at Sugarloaf UMC.” Over the past two years the term “Fresh start” has been spoken and used countless times at Sugarloaf. Why? If things are as great as you say they are at Sugarloaf then why do we need a "fresh start"? Tell us Larry how many "fresh starts” is Sugarloaf going to get and why is there a need for so many if things are going so great?
“Stuart Greene is our new pastor”—Wow!!!—really???. Let’s see Larry tell us something we don’t know you bozo. You’ve only mentioned it three times in your previous blog entries.
“No one should do anything but to welcome him and his wife Becky with open arms.” Ya Vol Mein Feur! Heil Hitler!” How else are people suppose to welcome him dip chit. Why are you using such a pompous tone? Are you expecting people to welcome him by rating you and the rest of the staff out?? You sound just a little bit defensive Larry. Any reason to be?
“Our time is now.” No—actually it’s about 2:30 am and it’s not your time “Spicoli.” Again, please try some new clichés Larry. You sound like a Nazi ph-uck attempting to rally the storm troupers or better yet some kind of communist commissar extolling the values of "de group." “Our Time is Now”…..yah, yah, yah. Your time was two years ago after Scott Ray got his ass exposed and decided to resign from Sugarloaf rather than being terminated. Everyone remembers how you stepped up and took the reigns at Sugarloaf. You did pretty well for yourself to. You got a nice little raise and a big pat on the back from the PPRB for doing such a good job of covering up for Scott Ray and maintaining the air of normalcy. However, that’s not what you were looking for was it? Come on Larry you made it clear to those who know you best that you wanted the job and you were put off because the PPRB would'nt even consider you. You know you always will be just a second rate hack. A struggling singer fighting for you chance at fame outside you current lot in life. That's why you produce all those horrible CDs. It's not for HIM it's all about you isn't it. It must be frustrating for you huh?
“I feel the winds of change.” Oh there it is along with “Fresh Start” now here come the “winds of change.” When I read this I expected to hear some whistling and the twang of Scorpions. Again, this one is worn out too Larry. Anyway, why does Sugarloaf need these “winds of change”? Are you indicating that under Tommy there was no freedom? That’s what the song by Scorpions talked about…new freedom blowing across the East. Ummm is this just another slip of the pen or a subtle jab at Tommy?
“Stuart was in the office this week and met with the staff.” Let’s certainly hope so. Where the hell would he be since he’s getting paid 6 figures and the use of a very nice house. His ass better be in the office and not on the links at Sugarloaf Country Club hob nobbling and butt sucking for those 4 figure pledges and offerings with those CEOs and bankers. Hold on, could it been that Stuart was out selling used cars with Scott Ray? Or could it be that Stuart was out finding new areas to taint the false teaching of Sugarloaf Methodism to the unknowing with Tommy. Did Tommy get his new map yet? Is he plotting the take over of the entire North Georgia region by the Methodist mafia? Watch out ya’all, General Tommy Willingham has a map and is potting out new territory for Methodists to take over the territories held by the Papist (that’s Catholics for those of you who aren’t rednecks or KKK), Baptists, Jews and other Non-Churched.
“The buzz is unbelievable.” Yes—you heard it here first folks---there are big bees, huge, at Sugarloaf and they are all buzzing around…buzz, buzz, buzz. Or could they actually be flies buzzing around the huge pile of steaming fecal matter that has been laid there over the past of Sugarloaf United Methodist’s Churches existence.
“This guy really seems to care.” You mean Tommy didn’t? Ummmmm…interesting. Was Tommy faking during all those sermons or is Larry taking yet another subtle swipe at his old boss? If I were Stuart Green I’d take notice. Seems little Larry Parker isn’t happy being part of the show he now wants to be center stage. Additionally Larry, how do you know Stuart really cares? Can you read minds now too?? Who are you to say if he really cares and does Stuart need you stamp of approval. Do you realize how arrogant you sound? After all you and the rest of the phonies are Sugarloaf use to say the same things about that stuttering fake Scott Ray. You ma..ma…ma.. make me happy.
“There is an old adage that goes, "No one cares how much you know until they know how much you care." Take note everyone when you have nothing of importance or relevance or aren’t smart enough to say something really intelligent use a stupid adage. Larry you are really full of them….and BULLSHeeIT!!!
“The staff of Sugarloaf already can feel the fresh air.” What’s up with all the references to “winds of change”, “fresh start” and “fresh air” at Sugarloaf? Was there a need to “clear the air” and start anew after Tommy Willingham’s reign as messiah at Sugarloaf United Methodist Church? Here’s a suggestion to the Sugarloaf Staff if you need to feel the fresh air...open a widow and stop farting in the office ya bunch of fat broads and "testosterone deficient males." Here’s a question to ponder. Was there bad air under Tommy or was it all that hot air ya'all blow with your Christian holier-than-thou dogma you spew every time you come across criticism of Scott Ray or Sugarloaf United Methodist Church? Why don’t all of you just “clear the air” and tell the truth? If I were Sigmund Freud I’d say you have something on your mind Larry and it appears not to be good. Why don’t you just come right out and say that you loathed Tommy Willingham and are glad he is gone instead of taking all these subtle digs at him on your silly blog. It’s funny how you don’t make mention of Tommy and his departure at all in on your blog but make a huge deal about Stuart’s arrival. Sometimes folks it not what you say, it’s what you don’t say that reveals a persons true feelings.
“Moral is already trending upward.” –Wait a minute!! Was moral low? Moral can only go up if it was low. So the truth comes out kind readers. Moral amongst the staff was low under Tommy Willingham. Get this Stuart has not been on the job a week and Larry has taken it upon himself to go around to the staff and take an approval rating indicating that moral is trending upwards. Larry, can you provide us with the statistical data proving this or is this just more of your horse manure. It’s funny not only does your little blog entry not make any sense but it also appears that you are taking a swipes at Tommy and his administration of Sugarloaf United Methodist Church. What’s wrong Larry did you forget your place in the grand scheme of things and had to be put in your place by Tommy?? Inquiring minds want to know.
“Stuart really seems to care.”—Ummmm…you’ve said this before so why say it again unless you are trying to convince yourself he cares. Or are you trying to say Tommy didn’t care? Or are you’re trying to start your relationship off right with Stuart by kissing his ass. Let’s go with the later because as we all know Larry, is if anything a huge KISS ASS just like Tommy. The same thing could be said about Scott Ray but he was not so much a huge kiss ass as a lover of ass….well formed ass that is. As far as Stuart caring I’m sure once he’s introduced to this blog and the two other’s that detail Scott Ray offenses, he’ll fain responsibility and really prove to everyone he’s just like the rest. In another two years Stuart will depart SUMC and Larry will once again be hitting the Internet to welcome a new Senior Minister in the same backstabbing ass kissing way.
“How about you?” Me, who? Well hey I’ll have a bourbon on the rocks and a pack of camel smokes please. ”How about you?” F--- you Larry you jerk. You are condescending even in print. “How about you”…..give me a break.
“If you are reading this and are one of our old friends that walked away over the past couple of years, would you consider giving Sugarloaf another shot?” Gezzz, this last sentence is one big swipe at Tommy. How can anybody derive this differently? You have to hand it to Larry he sounds so sincere and so pious while basically saying; “yeah I know Tommy was a lousy minister who lied about the entire Scott Ray fiasco over the past two years and you may have walked away from SUMC because of him, but really give me a second chance to get your offerings and change your mind.” Actually Larry it sounds like you’re groveling. It’s refreshing however to finally hear Larry admit that people have “walked away” from Sugarloaf United Methodist Church. After all why would people walk away from such a perfect place with such a perfect record if they didn’t know what a fake Church it really is?
"Not Get’in Over it Anytime Soon" an open commentary to Tommy Willingham and the Leadership of the NGCMC & Sugarloaf United Methodist Church
Here it is more lunacy from the leaders of fakery, trickery, treachery, fraudulence and lies at the North Georgia Conference of Methodist Churches. Get a load of this fellow former Sugarloafers, dissenters and defectors from this institution of ersatz religious worship. Sugarloaf United Methodist Church’s Senior Minister Tommy Willingham has done such a good job of keeping the cash coming in and covering up for his pal of 15 years, Scott Ray, that the hypocrites at the North Georgia Conference of Methodist Churches have awarded him a promotion and swanky title as minister in charge of new church development. Can you believe it!! The hypocrisy of the NGCMC is so thick you can cut it with a knife. Any practicing Methodist in the NGCMC reading this blog entry should seriously think twice about the kind of leadership values the North Georgia Conference of Methodist Churches practices and places on ethics, morality and above all honesty and respect for members of the affiliated congregations. No need to review the moral transgressions Bishop Lindsey Davis and his cronies committed and allowed to be perpetrated at Sugarloaf United Methodist Church on October the 22nd 2006 and since. We all have seen the sorted history smeared across the Internet with more than enough detail to satisfy even the stanches of Scott Ray’s defenders that something really heinous took place at Sugarloaf United Methodist Church.
So, let’s all bid a meager and uncaring send-off to Tommy Willingham or should it be “good riddance to bad rubbish.” You’re one of the biggest “put ons” out there. Actually you place a close third behind the “cheap lounge singer” Larry Parker and the “queen of drama” Kerry Lauria (what sickness are you fighting this week Kerry??) Anyway Tommy way to use the mess Scott Ray left behind to “punch your ticket” and “make your bones” by murdering the truth and perpetuating the cover up for an adulterous, drunken fake. You truly have served your master’s at the NGCMC well. Just like a loyal dog. Enjoy those 30 pieces of silver and your new found power. In no time you’ll be anointed Bishop. Beneath that “country pumpkin persona” beats the heart of a cold calculating corporate climber and kiss arse not well intentioned minister of God's word. How you rectify your two years at Sugarloaf United Methodist is up to you and God. As for those of us who know the truth about Scott Ray, you are nothing but a moral defective for not exposing the lie Scott Ray committed against the church and for not turning a sympathetic ear and offering aid to those families hurt by Scott Ray. To do so would be an admission and admission would validate that a lie had been committed and wrongs had been carried out. It’s quite the moral paradox isn’t it? One you failed. You could have been an example of the righteous instead you are a symbol of what’s truly wrong with our churches and society in general. We all know how you love to talk about reaching out to the “non-churched”. The fact is Tommy your actions and in actions illustrate to many the exact reasons why people don’t want to go to church and are turned off by ministers like you and Scott Ray. Churches in general have truly become a business and the “corporate heads” at the NGCMC have ordered their loyal lap dawg to keep the cover up going and ensure an atmosphere of morality is maintained at all costs.
Ohhh Tommy let’s not try and use the excuse that you didn't know or hadn't been informed. You got the letter and copies have been made. One of these days you’re going to pick up the morning paper and see your name associated with Scott Ray’s along with the unfolding scandal of sexual exploitation by clergy gripping the Methodist Church and its North Georgia Conference. The entire story embellished by the fact that a cabinet level member of the North Georgia Council of Methodist Churches is involved. It’s sure to be akin to the pedophile priest scandals the Catholic Church has endured over the past decade. You should do well to remember this as you prepare for you final summon. We will be there watching and waiting to see if you do try to make amends. Although no one is holding out any hope you’ll suddenly grow a conscience or practice any sort of Christian morality. The same morality you tend to profess. It’s doubtful you’ll fess up to what you have helped propagate at Sugarloaf United Methodist Church or to sins of your predecessor but that’s up to you and your conscience to deal with. It must suck to have your entire pastoral record called into question by one single act of omission.
Hello Stuart Green. Here’s hoping you’ll do a little bit better in the honesty department than Tommy. We will be watching and waiting to see how you fare in the garbage wake left by the USS Scott Ray!!! Most likely you’ll do no better than Tommy but judgment on that issue will be forthcoming.
So, let’s all bid a meager and uncaring send-off to Tommy Willingham or should it be “good riddance to bad rubbish.” You’re one of the biggest “put ons” out there. Actually you place a close third behind the “cheap lounge singer” Larry Parker and the “queen of drama” Kerry Lauria (what sickness are you fighting this week Kerry??) Anyway Tommy way to use the mess Scott Ray left behind to “punch your ticket” and “make your bones” by murdering the truth and perpetuating the cover up for an adulterous, drunken fake. You truly have served your master’s at the NGCMC well. Just like a loyal dog. Enjoy those 30 pieces of silver and your new found power. In no time you’ll be anointed Bishop. Beneath that “country pumpkin persona” beats the heart of a cold calculating corporate climber and kiss arse not well intentioned minister of God's word. How you rectify your two years at Sugarloaf United Methodist is up to you and God. As for those of us who know the truth about Scott Ray, you are nothing but a moral defective for not exposing the lie Scott Ray committed against the church and for not turning a sympathetic ear and offering aid to those families hurt by Scott Ray. To do so would be an admission and admission would validate that a lie had been committed and wrongs had been carried out. It’s quite the moral paradox isn’t it? One you failed. You could have been an example of the righteous instead you are a symbol of what’s truly wrong with our churches and society in general. We all know how you love to talk about reaching out to the “non-churched”. The fact is Tommy your actions and in actions illustrate to many the exact reasons why people don’t want to go to church and are turned off by ministers like you and Scott Ray. Churches in general have truly become a business and the “corporate heads” at the NGCMC have ordered their loyal lap dawg to keep the cover up going and ensure an atmosphere of morality is maintained at all costs.
Ohhh Tommy let’s not try and use the excuse that you didn't know or hadn't been informed. You got the letter and copies have been made. One of these days you’re going to pick up the morning paper and see your name associated with Scott Ray’s along with the unfolding scandal of sexual exploitation by clergy gripping the Methodist Church and its North Georgia Conference. The entire story embellished by the fact that a cabinet level member of the North Georgia Council of Methodist Churches is involved. It’s sure to be akin to the pedophile priest scandals the Catholic Church has endured over the past decade. You should do well to remember this as you prepare for you final summon. We will be there watching and waiting to see if you do try to make amends. Although no one is holding out any hope you’ll suddenly grow a conscience or practice any sort of Christian morality. The same morality you tend to profess. It’s doubtful you’ll fess up to what you have helped propagate at Sugarloaf United Methodist Church or to sins of your predecessor but that’s up to you and your conscience to deal with. It must suck to have your entire pastoral record called into question by one single act of omission.
Hello Stuart Green. Here’s hoping you’ll do a little bit better in the honesty department than Tommy. We will be watching and waiting to see how you fare in the garbage wake left by the USS Scott Ray!!! Most likely you’ll do no better than Tommy but judgment on that issue will be forthcoming.
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